Feb 12 / Uboon2

Easy one

When posting new stuff. I figure this is a good way to start back after vacation. After all, coming back from vacation reminds me of a joke:

A not so nice guy dies and goes to hell. The devil meets him at the gate and says, “Alright, you have died and come to hell. You will spend eternity here, but you get to choose how to spend it. You may choose one of these three doorways. Once you choose a door, you may not change it. So let’s get started.”

The devil opens Door One. The guy looks in and sees a couple of people standing in cow manure up to their waist. The guy says, “No way, let’s move on.”

The devil opens Door Two. The guy sees a few more people standing neck-deep in cow manure. The guy says, “No way, let’s move on.”

The devil opens Door Three. The guy sees a bunch of people standing knee-deep in cow manure drinking coffee. The guy says, “Great, this is the one I will chose.” The devil says, “OK, wait right here, I will get you some coffee.”

The guy settles in with his coffee thinking that this isn’t so bad. What’s the big deal?

After a few minutes the Devil’s voice booms over the loud speaker: “Coffee break’s over. Back on your heads!”

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